Future diseases for comrades

By Lau Lawi

There are some things that we do and take them for granted. They may come to have great impacts in our lives in the near or far future. Below are some of the possible diseases that some of us may suffer by 2040.they include:

1.Kusororwosis.This is a disease that will be caused by a bacteria called kusororwo bancrofti.It will be suffered by those who pass by student centre wearing scanty clothing. Its main transmission method will be through the eyes of those idlers at the Frustration Square. This disease will be very severe to those who are ‘escorted’ with eyes as they pass at the student centre.

2..Sukumiosikor eateosis.This is carried in a dormant form in the sukumas we buy at mama mbogas.It will affect those who never visit the butchery. This is much of a condition rather than a disease. Those who just eat sukuma and when they change diet they eat cabbages. The name of the carrier bacteria is yet to be identified but research is ongoing.

3.Mwaksiokoma ;The carrier bacteria has been identified ,its scientific name is mwaksiokori eateris.The bacteria is very active in the mwakenya and the temperatures of LH1 tends to speed up its activation. This will be suffered by those who have a tendency of swallowing mwakenyas during exams.They will have made numerous trips to the house on the hill to answer charges of exam cheating.

4.Kadundalaria;This is a disease that will be caused by a virus called tunataka kadundiaris.It is very active in dim lit Student Centres and a bottle or more of mututho liquid can activate it to extreme life threatening levels.It has symptoms of a bend-over walking style and wapi-nduruing as they walk along the academic highway.

5.Blackoutshoutosis;This is a disease that will be suffered by those ladies living mostly in hostel J.The symptoms will be characterized by shouts of Olando! Olando! Even when they are asleep. It will also affect those people who cohabit in the said Hostel. The virus is said to be very contagious and men should cease from being in vulnerable Hostels even if its 7:00 pm. The scientific name of its carrier virus is lightius blackoutis. Beware of this virus because its spreading to Hostel H. Minor cases has been reported in Hostel H in the recent past.

6.Pirate-exilostoma;This is one of the harmful diseases that may be suffered . It will be suffered by those people who go to exile so that their roomies can theme. This makes you even run to the cow shed and bangaiza as your wife/husband is sleeping. It is suspected to be caused by a bacteria of the cocci genre. It is yet to be established whether its piratea exilococci or exilosis pirateococci.

7.Room-i-kosaosis;This is a disease that will be suffered around 2026 according to the latest case study .the study was lead by students living in stage and the outskirts of Moi University primary school. Its versatility will be accelerated by rainy days which will force gumboot wearing. It is said to be caused by a very lethal virus mutagen called muso-kuunganishia-watu- wao –roomsiosis. It is also fueled by a condition called tunajuana-na-janitor tribalismosis.

8. Suplementarydectoma ;This is a lethal disease that has some symptoms similar to heart attack. It is still being studied in the lab. However, some probable causes are said to be lecturer-alipoteza-marks and it has also been reported in people admitted suffering from mwaksiokoma.

Courtesy of Elvo