‘Ochi’ courting troubleHe is back. And the self-proclaimed philosopher is proving that he is the baddest boy ever admitted to this place.
Ochi (Real name Mathews Ochieng’ Ogutu) has been causing ripples in a SAS class; a common course for all 4th years in the School of Arts and Social Sciences. For two consecutive weeks, he has been testing the lecturer’s patience; and last Monday he overdid it: He collaborated with another student who is reportedly not taking the course, all in a mission to get into the lecturer’s hair. And get into his hair they did.
FYI, Ochi is the guy who rumour has it that he is always drunk. He once told Eyes and Ears magazine that drinking is part of his “being real”.
Aby Agina riding high in NMG
Good tidings are in store for the former Press Club Secretary General. After clearing from campus last April, he was lucky to be attached to the Nation Media Group (NMG). Addressing a congregation of finalists at the Senate Chambers on Friday, NMG’s Owino Opondo said that should Mr. Agina do well in the probation period he is currently in, he will be a full NMG employee. How lucky!
She did family planning while pregnant . . .
Warning to all ladies: Ensure you are not pregnant when you go for that (secret) family planning procedure. One did it and, my, undoing the whole thing has become quite complicated. It might involve death of a person or two. The strangest thing is that she and her man (somewhere in Kisii) want to clear the mess under wraps. (Mapero wasigundue). Pray that nothing gets out of hand.
Too much omena in H?
An irked comrade, most probably from Coast due to his Asian looks, reported to the MUPC Chairman’s room on Friday. He then launched his complaint: That other comrades have gone overboard when it comes to cooking omena, due to the ‘fumes’ the small fish emit while being cooked. He bitterly noted that the wing facing the Studie is the most notorious, especially on the 3rd floor. My take on this: Omena isn’t bad omen after all. Hate the cook, not the food!
Condom red carpet?
I wanna know why so many Sures were ‘decorating’ the pavement between hostel H and Studie yesterday. See, the Government and the school administration are doing their best in intervening with our “matters of life and death” and we are abusing the help. I might be knowing the connotation behind that, but I can’t be too Sure.