OBWOGO SNUBS HAND OVER MEETING

By Maalim Salat and Moses Nyamori

The troubled 25th SGC’s Finance Director was on the spot once again during the hand over ceremony after snubbing the occasion whose main intent was to hand over financial documents to the incoming team. Mr. Obwogo had earlier skipped The 25th SGC’s dissolution which was held two weeks ago at the Students’ Centre.

“Obwogo is avoiding the hand over meeting because he doesn’t want to hand in all financial documents of Muso. This meeting was well communicated to all the officials through the Chairman, Mr. Mwamburi Mwang’ombe and he has no genuine reasons for not attending the meeting.” Said the irate Dikembe.

The meeting almost came to a standstill when the incoming team insisted that they be provided with support documents of their expenditures while in office. But the Sec Gen elect had to soften the ground for the outgoing team after a section The 25th SGC officials threatened to walk out of the meeting saying that the meeting was meant for handing in and not to audit their financial books.

“I did not come here to be asked the whereabouts of Obwogo. I thought the meeting was a friendly one and not this kind of confrontations. In any case we can decide to mum.” Said the outgoing Security and Accommodation Director, Mr. Olando. The sentiments were echoed by the outgoing Academics Director, Mr. Ong’aro.

The meeting, which was highly charged, resumed to normalcy after Dikembe tendered his apology to the already infuriated Muso officials.
It was a hand over meeting of its own kind since there were no documents, hardcopy or otherwise, to be handed in.

Freedom of media guaranteed

The freedom of the media was at stake when the incoming Academics’ Director Mr. Titus Mururu suggested that the media should be out of the meeting since some information being discussed, especially on tendering, were unpalatable to the public. The move was vehemently rejected by Mwamburi and supported by the other officials.

“Let them know the truth. Every student knows that every official (outgoing) here owns a shop… eat what is clean.” protested Mwamburi.

Mwamburi and Dikembe had to come in to protect the media as the two have been at the fore front fighting for Media freedom in campus and know what it means to gag the Fourth Estate. 

Unfortunately, the tendering issue which took centre stage during the meeting was not exhaustively discussed, a move largely seen to have been precipitated by the presence of The 3rd Eye.

However, suggestions on how to cushion the directors financially to make them refrain from interfering with the tendering process (which up to now remains to be the only source of their income) were floated, some proposing an increment to the Muso Sh. 200 annual subscription. Dikembe proposed a section of the subscription fees be used to pay Muso officials rather than use the shops as payment.

The newly elected team is likely to be sworn in next week though the actual date has not yet been communicated officially.

IS IT A REVOLUTION OR WAR OF WORDS?

By Obilo K'Obilo


The more days I spend around this campus the more I applause iconic former South Africa President’s say that “Everyone under the sun ought to believe in something and stand for it in thick waters or dazzling rays of enjoyment”. Everyone amongst this mosaic intellectual fraternity ought to hold strongly a belief even in rarity of sycophancy and hangers-on.

You don’t begin to truly live until you find an immovable centre within yourself that you egocentrically protect. This is a no go zone. You stand by it firmly and very soon the whole world recognizes it and begins to see your point of view. To me that is the hallmark of informed leadership.

This week’s events have taught me to hold firm on this particular belief which might be running against the grain for a portion of this community. It is a week that has been cavorted with politicos of mercenary extraction. It has exposed a leadership that believes in nothing. That holds nothing in sacrosanct and above all that holds no institution sacred not even the electorates. True to the words of seasoned philosopher and playwright “A minority may be right but a majority is always wrong’, consider the following:

The Sec Gen posted an ‘opinion’ on the Facebook wall of this media house to the effect that Hostels A, B, F and E should accommodate three students in each room to solve the accommodation crisis. Comments followed, egos massaged, apathetic vitriol arsenals left loose and praises showered. He did what I expected from him-He’s the Sec Gen of Main Campus and his word is...Then this one followed.

“The security and accommodation office wishes to detach itself from any communication implying that senior hostels will have more than two occupants. My office maintains that the mentioned rooms will have ONLY two occupants. Any information concerning the rooms will only be communicated from this office. Meanwhile we are working on hostel M to curb the problem of shortage of rooms. DIR. OGEGA ENOCK.”

The outgoing Chairman never disappointed me he acted stiff as an electricity pole, unemotional as a wooden table, unsmiling as an hungry cat and as mean as a proverbial church mouse claiming that he was once approached by the same idea in the beginning of his tenure but he rejected. He went further to call for sanity, brevity and soberness in the course of the debate urging the parties to desist from being personal. What he failed to tell comrades was who approached him with this idea and what happened after its rejection.

A message was later sent by the Sec Gen to the former Assistant Sec Gen-Victor Mairura who claimed to have been offering a candid opinion as a comrade reading in part: “My friend today, you only have to accept the reality that I’m the Sec Gen. You may have issues with it but I am. And I’ll give my honest opinion to any issue in any docket without people like you who think main campus is GUSA (Gusii University Students Association) or Musau”. Now what relates this text to the accommodation crisis debate? I wonder!

I want to heed the advice of Socrates by accepting the limitations of my mental faculty: I don’t monopolize the truth and my word is not a gospel fact. It’s totally acceptable for “leaders” to disagree but to bring their supporters while personalizing the whole confrontation is an act of abrogation.

From such kind of political cross-fires, are we fighting ourselves over the accommodation crisis which we never created? Can we as well claim the person who proposed the idea to the outgoing Chair is the same one who sold it to the current Sec Gen? If such kind of personalized tongue-in-check exchange is what we term revolution in Main Campus… lets revisit Robert Green’s rule No.9 in his book Laws of power: “Any momentary triumph you think you’ve gained through argument is really a pyrrhic victory. It’s much more powerful to get others agree with you through your actions without saying a word. Demonstrate don’t explicate.

OPINION POLLS 2012/2013

An MUPC Publication, Tuesday 14th Feb, 2012

MUSO 2012/2013 OPINION POLLS RESULTS!
Moi University Press Club, The 3rd Eye conducted opinion polls yester-night (13th February, 2012). This is how students could have voted if elections were to be held by then. The poll was conducted on 450 comrades.

CHAIRPERSON
Mr. Florence Doghana 14.04%
Mr. Aukins Moruri 23.81%
Mr. Tobias O. Mirasi 25.71%
Mr. Kirong Shadrack 11.43%
Mr. Boaz K. Limo 5.71%
Undecided 19.29%

VICE CHAIRPERSON
Miss Kurgat Getrude C. 47.53%
Miss Sandra A. Onyango 44.0%
Undecided 8.47%

SECRETARY GENERAL
Mr. Meshack Omega O. 35.92%
Mr. Seth O. Dikembe 19.17%
Mr. Emmanuel Owuor 2.43%
Mr. Migingo M. Newton 23.06%
Undecided 19.42%

ASST. SECRETARY GENERAL
Miss Viola Yegon 18.91%
Mr. Jacob T. Maya 6.15%
Mr. Martin Kinyua N. 12.06%
Mr. Omariba T. Dennis 7.33%
Mr. Okumu Brian Mala 1.89%
Mr. Abdirahman Yussuf 31.91%
Mr. Muthama Felix M. 2.84%
Undecided 18.91%

FINANCE
Mr. Athanas L. Mbogho 14.73%
Mr. Stanley Kipchumba 6.04%
Mr. Joel Ole Nakola 28.50%
Mr. Erastus Munyua 21.26%
Mr. Otieno S. Randiga 0.72%
Mr. J. Bii Kipruto 14.49%
Undecided 14.25%

ENTERTAINMENT AND COMMUNICATION
Mr. Walter Kochei 7.77%
Mr. Omondi O. Dennis 6.31%
Mr. Duncan Ombeche 11.65%
Mr. Nicholas Kariuki 3.64%
Mr. Charles O. Okumu 12.86%
Mr. Kyalo M. David 25.24%
Mr. Kevin Oundu 8.50%
Mr. Nyawanda C. Paul 3.64%
Mr. Derrick Gakuu 4.85%
Undecided 15.53%

SECURITY AND ACCOMMODATION
Mr. William Too 14.69%
Mr. Nyabuogi O. Fredrick 3.55%
Mr. Edward Mwashighadi 37.91%
Mr. Enock Ogega 27.49%
Undecided 16.35%

SPORTS AND GAMES
Mr. Hillary K. Chemjor 19.37%
Mr. Aduke Maxwell 33.41%
Mr. Khavuchi O. Abel 7.99%
Mr. Stanley Kimuge 6.54%
Mr. Onkoba Job Onkware 9.20%
Undecided 23.49%

ACADEMICS
Mr. Titus Mururu 32.30%
Mr. Majoni C. Polycarp 30.88%
Mr. Moses Imo Abuor 16.63%
Undecided 20.19%

HEALTH
Miss Mary Nyokabi T. 26.25%
Miss Pauline Chemutai N. 25.54%
Miss Patience Claire 34.84%
Undecided 13.37%

WILL NOT VOTE 5.41%

Humor! Away from politics

NOW THAT THERE’S MOYOMA . . .

This article was published on Wednesday 13th Oct, 2010. It was written by Elvis Ondieki who was The 3^rd Eye Chairperson 2010/2011.

MOYOMA = Moi University Young Mothers Association, formed by the Muso Health Director (Winnie Adoyo of the 24^th SGC).

Objectives: To take care of the female comrades who’ve gone the family way.

Tentative mottos (mine): “The ball is our court.” or “Familiarity breeds contempt and children.”

Elvis Ondieki has other suggestions in the same direction . . .

1.MOI UNIVERSITY OMENA CONSUMERS ASSOCIATION (MUOCA)

OBJECTIVE: To protect omena cooks against stigmatization and stereotyping.

MOTTO: “Haripu china chenga mwiri yawa.”

2. MOI UNIVERSITY HOSTEL K SUBSCRIBERS ASSOCIATION (MUHKSA)

OBJECTIVE: To unite all the guys who have girlfriends in K.

MOTTO: “In pursuit of vitamin K.”

3. MOI UNIVERSITY CHINA PHONE OWNERS ASSOCIATION (MUCHPOA)

OBJECTIVE: To cushion the heartbreaks users of those phones get.

MOTTO: “Victims of circumstances.”

4. MOI UNIVERSITY FASHION DISASTERS ASSOCIATION (MUFDA)

OBJECTIVE: To help the shagzmondoz and taomondoz who wear too little or too much feel at home.

MOTTO: “ . . . then Adam and Eve realized that they were naked.”

5. MOI UNIVERSITY KNOW MWAKENYA SOCIETY (MUKMS)

OBJECTIVES: To provide margarine to those who swallow mwakenyas in exam rooms; to teach new members on emerging trends in mwakenya usage; to offer first aid skills for comrades who’ve choked of mwaks; to merge Google with mwaks; to promote understanding between invigilators and mwaksists.

MOTTO: “Najivunia kuwa na mwakenya.”

6. MOI UNIVERSITY VERTICALLY CHALLENGED STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (MUVECHASA)

OBJECTIVES: To protect the rights of all short men; to ensure they have girlfriends.

MOTTO: “The shorter the monkey, . . .”

7. MOI UNIVERSITY SEWAGE FOETUSES ASSOCIATION (MUSEFA)

OBJECTIVE: To ensure that the foestuses swim freely once they have been uploaded on YouTubes leading wastes to the sewage.

MOTTO: “The spermatozoon that made me was the fastest swimmer of that night.”

8. WOMEN IN FREE ENTERPRISE - MOI (WIFE - MOI)

OBJECTIVE: To ensure that those ladies who sleep around searching for money get paid promptly.

MOTTO: “Lack of money is the root of all evil.”

9. MOI UNIVERSITY NGUMU SELLERS ASSOCIATION (MUNGU SEA)

OBJECTIVES: To encourage members to use the term ‘Ngumuz’ and not ‘Ngumus’ when advertising; to organize for ferrying of stocks in time; to look for latest ways of making ngumuz sexier.

MOTTO: “Tumeamua kukaa ngumu.”

10. MOI UNIVERSITY ARCHIVES UNION (MUAU)

OBJECTIVES: To consolidate the ladies living in E and Upper Hill; to ensure that dudes at least go to those hostels; to provide services needed for elderly women; to get better care of the aged.

MOTTO: “Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.”

11. MOI UNIVERSITY SUICIDE ATTEMPTERS ASSOCIATION (MUSAA)

The writer is the immediate former Chairperson of MUPC, The 3rd Eye and was a Literature major in the School of Arts.